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The clean white fabric lets the bold, typographic design stand out: a simple red heart over the word “consensual” and strong black type below. It feels breathable on warm days, layers easily under a jacket, and moves with you thanks to a retail fit and side seams that keep the shape wash after wash. Wear it to rallies, summer gatherings, or casual days out when you want your values visible without shouting. 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The understated white chest text sits centered and relaxed, matching the classic pouch pocket and double‑lined hood. 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